No, I can’t tell you what it is. No one knows. I record it and watch it the next day when no one is around. No one must know that I enjoy this show. I really shouldn’t even be writing about it here.
Because the fates will hear. And then...CANCELLED.
You see, I am the person that cancels your favorite shows. I watch them happily and am excited for the next episode. Only, there is no episode, because shortly after I start watching, the show gets cancelled.
I am THAT person.
And it doesn’t stop at TV shows. No, my adoration and appreciation for wonderful, amazing things can shut down just about anything. That amazing cigar bar? That was me. That fantastic cocktail and tapas bar - a gem in the midst of nothing. Closed. The 100+ year old restaurant with the amazing, homemade slices (hunks) of pie so fresh that they were still warm when served.
And that’s just here in Michigan. I’m afraid to think what chaos I’ve caused in my travels around the country. (I’m sorry, favorite hotels, restaurants and interesting places to visit!)
And so, my dear clients, I will refuse to enjoy your communications. I won’t think fondly on your businesses. I might even sigh deeply and with great frustration when I do your work.
Because I want our relationship to last. I don’t want your business to be cancelled.